*slow clap it the fuck out*
I ATTEMPT TO COOK (with puns)
Haha this is brilliant how did you get or think of so many puns?!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
HOW DARE YOU NOT ADD CHEESE TO THE OMELET
I’m intolerant to Dairy so I thought I would give it a miss
That’s not even an omelette it’s just eggs
One of my favorite twitter exchanges
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When we say “black lives matter”, it does not imply “white lives don’t matter.”
When we say “women should be respected”, it does not imply “men should not be respected.”
When we say “there’s nothing wrong with being gay”, it does not imply “there’s something wrong with being straight.”
When we say “trans people are people” it does not imply “cis people are not people.”
Us getting rights does not mean your rights are being taken away. You are not a victim. So stop making everything about you.
THIS
I got some shoes from my drug dealer recently, I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day..
IM DYING
This is singlehandedly the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website
it’s baaaaaack
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.